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Pierced!!18:04 Feb 23 2009
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I think some piercings can look good on some women!
Well here's a novel idea. Two birds with one stone.
What's it all about .. Alfie!18:42 Feb 20 2009
Times Read: 825
I've been following a news story about a 13-year-old father, Alfie, and the 15 year old mother of his baby.
I see that the jokes are already circulating.
Trust18:10 Feb 12 2009
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So many jornals talk of trusting people online ...
how did Hemmingway put it .. “The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
Go for it ...!
Facebook12:15 Feb 07 2009
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I just poked four people on Facebook ... doesn't that sound grand ... lol
Dom's Spot10:08 Feb 05 2009
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What did the policeman say to his belly?
You're under a vest!
A text from a friend...11:30 Feb 04 2009
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Sales of pillow cases and scissors have shot up in America in the last month....
Are you guys on self destruct?!!! lol
A SHORT LOVE STORY20:14 Feb 03 2009
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A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
The End
DOM'S CORNER16:52 Feb 01 2009
Times Read: 918
Today funny from my daughter ...
There were two knight who were to rescue two princess's....
One knight says to the other..
''you rescue the damsel in distress and I'll rescue the damsel in dat dress''
BOOM BOOM!!
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COMMENTS
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Sinora
19:06 Feb 23 2009
Oh dear...we're going to get you for that....be warned lol
Joli
23:57 Feb 23 2009
I love it. Sign me up! I'll be the first to volunteer :)
Beastt17
16:41 Feb 24 2009
Hey look, a good old-fashioned METAL zipper to handle the stress.
garnetdoll
17:15 Feb 26 2009
Hm, wonders where I can get a couple of these for my daughters!